Common Sense Evaluation II

Because Beethoven was deaf, everyone said he couldn’t be a musician. But did he listen?         The post Joke Of The Day: Beethoven appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

My wife asked me if I’ve ever peed in the shower. Me: Yes, twice, accidentally. Wife: How do you accidentally pee in the shower? Me: Well, sometimes I pee while I’m pooping.         The post Joke Of The Day: Peeing In The Shower appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

I was told I could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried it and it just strained my eyes.         The post Joke Of The Day: Looking At An Eclipse appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

Q: What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? A: He got the cold shoulder.         The post Joke Of The Day: Late For Dinner appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

Q: Do you want to know what an acorn is? A: In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.         The post Joke Of The Day: What Is An Acorn? appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? A: A leek (leak).         The post Joke Of The Day: Bad Vegetables appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .