Common Sense Evaluation II

Because Beethoven was deaf, everyone said he couldn’t be a musician. But did he listen?         The post Joke Of The Day: Beethoven appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

My wife asked me if I’ve ever peed in the shower. Me: Yes, twice, accidentally. Wife: How do you accidentally pee in the shower? Me: Well, sometimes I pee while I’m pooping.         The post Joke Of The Day: Peeing In The Shower appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

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I was told I could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried it and it just strained my eyes.         The post Joke Of The Day: Looking At An Eclipse appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

Q: What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? A: He got the cold shoulder.         The post Joke Of The Day: Late For Dinner appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

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Q: Do you want to know what an acorn is? A: In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.         The post Joke Of The Day: What Is An Acorn? appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation . https://ift.tt/eA8V8J

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Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? A: A leek (leak).         The post Joke Of The Day: Bad Vegetables appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation .

Is the next step in the evolution of hot sauces? Source...

Seriously folks! But before you rush off to make your own, be aware that some chefs gave it bad reviews: Source... Hat tip Neatorma

This is brilliant! Whoever put it together is a genius.

Are you serious? I fell out of my chair laughing while reading the responses to this recipe . Prep Time: 1 min Inactive Prep Time: -- Cook Time: 5 min Level: Easy Serves: 4 servings Ingredients 8 slices bacon Directions Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the paper towel not overlapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top. Place in the microwave on high for 4 to 6 minutes. Source...

CBS celebrated April Fool’s Day by putting Heidi Klum in a pizza parlor for the sole purpose of pranking the public. "I didn't wear makeup and I had my hair in a bun with a pencil in it." She says no one told her how to disguise herself, but she felt that if she showed up in full makeup, she would be too easily recognized. "I got to be the pizza girl. I got to be someone I am normally not. I was quite rude to people. I would bite their pizza and give it to them. I would drop the dough on the floor, pick it up and use it. I got a lot of [phone] numbers. I was flirting. I don't usually do that because I am happily married." Heidi Klum as a Pizza Server in the CBS show "I Get That A Lot".

John Pinette is hysterically funny. He may be the best food comedian ever. According to Wikipedia , he's lost a lot of weight since this was filmed. Enjoy!

"Little Gordon" is a marketing campaign for the website Caterer.com . The "Little Gordon" videos feature a satirical child-version of the often 'harsh' reality show star and celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. In the videos, the young Ramsay impersonator lashes out at his mother for making him an "anemic" school lunch and ridicules the manager of a restaurant for slow service. This kid is a pretty good actor and has Ramsay down to a tee. Part 1 Part 2

Here is a recently discovered classic baked chicken recipe from the Three Stooges that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing... imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. The Three Stooges were geniuses! More classic recipes by the Three Stooges can be found here !

Not sure what to make for dinner tonight? Well have I got the solution for you! Ladies and Gentlemen; allow me to present to you the greatest invention since the wheel… Cheeseburger in a Can! Does it come with bacon? And I have the perfect slogan for it; “Straight from the can to your can!”